"Really? Shoot! It was supposed to be a prank, but I guess I gotta go back to the drawing board... Magnifying glass and a ton of popcorn it is! Is it... uh... supposed to stay clear for a bit?"

Super clear!  I’ll bust any stray clouds that come along too!

I dare you to take a boat ride through The Scariest Cave In All Of Equestria.

I totally will, plus I’m bringing you with me for proof…/And/ to see the look on your face once we get to the exit!

"Hey hey! You work weather, right? Can I get a HUGE snowflake from ya?"

What the hay would you want a huge snowflake for in this kind of weather?  That thing would totally melt before I got it to you, no matter how fast I could fly!

OH MY GOSH!

What’s that in sky?  Is it an eagle?!  Is it AMAZING?!

…Well, it’s not an eagle but it is amazing!  It’s me, Rainbow ‘Danger’ ‘Professionalism’ Dash!  I’ve been doing my best to practice before the Equestria games, not that I need to anyway, but I gotta keep on my A+++ game!

That sure was one crazy party last weekend, so I’ve been doing double time on the training.  REALLY gotta burn off all that pizza I ate for my birthiverssary…

After doing a couple hundred wingups and doing some intensive flight activities, I’m feeling so awesome that I’m back to answering some questions that anypony might have!

….

Actually, hold that thought.  I think it’s power nap time and then I’ll get right on it!  NAP TIIIIIIIME!

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Oh my gosh oh my gosh OH MY GOOOOOOSH…!  This is /SO…AWESOME…!~/And a week before it’s even released to anypony else, too!Time to go rub- I MEAN…Share this with Twilight and to prove that I’m the biggest Daring Do fan ever!~

Oh my gosh oh my gosh OH MY GOOOOOOSH…!  This is /SO…AWESOME…!~/

And a week before it’s even released to anypony else, too!

Time to go rub- I MEAN…Share this with Twilight and to prove that I’m the biggest Daring Do fan ever!~

Hay dash I challenge you to a game of marbles who ever gets there marbles in the circle wins the game and in marbles I plan to win
Anonymous

That doesn’t sound like me winning and I /hate/ losing…So I’m going to win!

10 bits to the pony who can show me their face.
Anonymous

Okay, ten bits for my good side!

I now have the sudden urge to challenge you to a cider-drinking contest.
Anonymous

You are so on! Prepare to lose and get a tummy ache, pal!

If you were to encounter non-hostile extraterrestrial beings who were capable of interstellar travel, what would your reaction be? Would you try to make first contact, or would you try to defeat the beings?
Anonymous

I’m sure somepony like Twi would want to contact them first, but if they cause any trouble I’ll be kickin’ their flanks back to whatever dimension they came from!

Dashie~. Look what I have~. *shows several barrels of Sweet Apple Cider* It'll cost you one of Rarity's 'special' trips to the spa~.

Oooooh no…NOPE! Not even for Apple Family Cider….I would never, -ever- do /that/ for cider!

I have limits! *folds frontal legs across chest*